Blink at Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba has been spending her preggy days staring at herself in her webcam. She and her bf Cash started a website called iBeatyou.com, where you compete in games like staring and photo contests. (I Don't Like You in That Way)
Uma Thurman is suing Lancome for 15 million dollars for using her image post-contractual agreement. (WWD)
Jimmy Fallon will take over Conan O'Brien's "Late Night" spot when he moves to "Tonight." I think Jonah Hill would have been a better choice. (AP)
SJP wouldn't be caught dead on the Home Shopping Network — even to sell her fragrances. Does this surprise anyone? (Page Six)
According to this report, your Mom is probably on Twitter... so why aren't you? Please join and follow me at @ijaggers. Seriously, it's time. (Mashable)
Fall Nail Trend Cheat Sheet
The decision of choosing polish at the salon can be a real nail-biter. I mean, you have to live with the hue for at least a week, and if you end up hating it, you've wasted ten bucks and a whole half hour on a mani, which is simply no fun. After checking out fall nail colors from O.P.I, Essie and Chanel, I photoshopped myself a (very rough, not totally true-to-color) little cheat sheet, which I think will come in handy before my next appointment. I'm loving the navy in the column on the left, O.P.I Russian Navy, and the orange swatches will be so fun to try for pedicures! If I know myself, I'll revert to my favorite black paint, Essie's Wicked, in about two weeks from now... but at least I can say I made an attempt at switching it up.