Blink at Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba has been spending her preggy days staring at herself in her webcam. She and her bf Cash started a website called iBeatyou.com, where you compete in games like staring and photo contests. (I Don't Like You in That Way)
Uma Thurman is suing Lancome for 15 million dollars for using her image post-contractual agreement. (WWD)
Jimmy Fallon will take over Conan O'Brien's "Late Night" spot when he moves to "Tonight." I think Jonah Hill would have been a better choice. (AP)
SJP wouldn't be caught dead on the Home Shopping Network — even to sell her fragrances. Does this surprise anyone? (Page Six)
According to this report, your Mom is probably on Twitter... so why aren't you? Please join and follow me at @ijaggers. Seriously, it's time. (Mashable)